To Whom it May concern:
My roomate has excessive, uncontrollabe gas
that constantly occurs in our dormroom and
everywhere else. I am worried that he has a
health problem. He is a basic vegetatarian but he
does eat meat on occasion because he lifts weights
for football. During the course of an average day
our room smells like a bathroom. I am really worried
about him and wonder if there are any treatments
out there for his problem-he has already tried
all the over-the-counter drugs. Thank you for your concern.
Please, this is not a joke or anything like that-I
relly want to help him.

Sincerely,
Mark