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Posted by: wulfruna (Guest), Saturday, September 10, 2005, 3:54am
Greetings to my fellow travellers.

I have but recently taken this path after a chance meeting with a wise man.

I am a Saxon noblewoman of the Kingdom of Mercia, I am blessed with two strong sons, Aelfhelm & Wulfric.

King Aethelred recently granted my family land in Mid Mercia and we have called our place Wulfruna’s Heantun.

It was during our travels to this place that we met a fellow traveller, he lived in a strange blue hut and called himself “The Dr”.

This Dr was wise in many things telling us that he had seen the future and had wondrous electrikery which allowed him to talk to people in the next village, nay even county.

He talked of something called the Blood Type Diet and we assured him that we already followed that type of eating by making Black Pudding and the like from pigs blood.

This wasn’t what he meant by the BTD and he began to tell us a tale so strange that our heads began to spin. I am of noble birth and well educated for a Saxon woman but I could not understand the Dr’s strange language, my serving wench and men were in awe of this strange man and listened to him for hours telling this tale of strange meats and vegetables.

Our regular food consisted of a trencher of Rye bread and a pottage of herbs and vegetables cooked for hours over an open fire.

The Dr took me to his hut and showed me many strange devices, one of which is this infernal box of electrics which makes words for me on a page of lights.

I have many questions to ask of you and will read all your tales before intruding on your privacy with my own questions.

The Lady Wulfruna.
Posted by: Lola, Saturday, September 10, 2005, 4:32am; Reply: 1
delightfull!! )

lady wulfruna, a pleasure to meet you!
Posted by: wulfruna (Guest), Saturday, September 10, 2005, 4:49am; Reply: 2

Thankyou for your warm welcome.

I look forward to many long discussions with people here, maybe we can share a tankard of mead while we talk.

Lady Wulfruna
Posted by: Lola, Saturday, September 10, 2005, 5:21am; Reply: 3
we will have to make mead a beneficial.....whatever the cost!! )
Posted by: ISA-MANUELA (Guest), Saturday, September 10, 2005, 6:20am; Reply: 4
noblesse oblige... ;D fine to meet ya and have a look onto our royal private club too ;)
Posted by: Alia Vo, Saturday, September 10, 2005, 4:59pm; Reply: 5

Welcome!  So glad to hear that you've discovered the BTD lifestyle and this forum.

It's great to have you join us.


Posted by: Henriette Bsec, Saturday, September 10, 2005, 5:53pm; Reply: 6
Welfruna -
Welcome-The dane(s) will come and get you :-D
Posted by: Brighid45, Saturday, September 10, 2005, 8:51pm; Reply: 7
My lady Wulfruna,
was hail and welcome to our community! We are graced by your presence.

I am of Pictish descent through my mother's line, but have no prejudice against Sasannachs and do not paint myself blue or wear my plaid . . . not often, leastways. ;)  I offer a toast of finest heather honey mead to you and your family (as an occasional treat it does no harm, to my mind) and anticipate your posts with pleasure.

Well met, my lady!
Posted by: wulfruna (Guest), Saturday, September 10, 2005, 9:10pm; Reply: 8

The Danes offer no further threat to me. I was captured and held hostage by Olaf Guthfrithson in 943 AD until my family could pay his ransom demands.

Ah Goodlady Brighid, you are descended of the strange wild people who cause the Romans so much trouble. Hail and welcome.

I now live in Wulfrun Hamptun with their blessings.

The Lady Wulfruna
Posted by: Henriette Bsec, Sunday, September 11, 2005, 10:37am; Reply: 9
Well that is good to know ;-)
Posted by: ISA-MANUELA (Guest), Saturday, September 24, 2005, 5:36pm; Reply: 10
and now...did the my-laden got lost ??) :X ;)
Posted by: Lola, Saturday, September 24, 2005, 7:08pm; Reply: 11
Lady Wulfruna?

where art you ??  lol

has there been a storm in wulfrun?
Posted by: wulfruna (Guest), Saturday, September 24, 2005, 8:17pm; Reply: 12
Ladyes, Thank thee for thy concern.

I have been aweay fytging to defend my land and my anymals.

I has't red much in that tyme and have seen mention hyre of a warrior dyet.

Do'st think that wuld help a fytger in battle ?

Also whot do'st BTD recommend for sword and dagger injuries.

Lady Wulfruna.
Posted by: ISA-MANUELA (Guest), Saturday, September 24, 2005, 8:28pm; Reply: 13
depends of the bloodtype of your horse  ;D :D ;)
Posted by: wulfruna (Guest), Saturday, September 24, 2005, 8:56pm; Reply: 14
My good Lady Isa,

I do not have a horse, I get around on my expletive deleted all day,

Lady Wulfruna.
Posted by: ISA-MANUELA (Guest), Saturday, September 24, 2005, 9:15pm; Reply: 15
oouuuaaa---- dearle ;D that was not ladylike at all I guess you're a 3-leg  ::) :D ;)

woaua.....::) ;D ;D :D

truly yours royalty Isa the III.nonnie
Posted by: wulfruna (Guest), Saturday, September 24, 2005, 9:34pm; Reply: 16
My Lady,

I was trying to tell you of my donkey when this accursed machyne typed a.s.s.

My donkey was sore wounded in the battle by a savage attack from the rear.

No offence was intended to your goodself.

Three leg ??? I do not understand what you mean.

Lady Wulfruna
Posted by: ISA-MANUELA (Guest), Saturday, September 24, 2005, 9:49pm; Reply: 17
ŕ la votre.....didn't took it as something similar ;)

1+1+1=3 or 2+1 or 2+2x1/2  ::) two legs and 1/3  ;D :D :B
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