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Seraffa
Monday, May 21, 2012, 1:41am Report to Moderator Report to Moderator

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YESS!!!!! Wow!! I can't believe I'm starting!  I can hear it now.....

"Good evening, Ladies and Gentlemen:

The Good Ship Explorer is now about 30 minutes away from departure (after a "mostly compliant" dinner) from the Port of Houston on its Maiden Voyage: the hoped-for destination "Warrior Island" (legendary home of Dr. D'Adamo and other notable Warrior genotypes.)

Being that this is the Maiden Voyage, and we are looking to give the ship's engines a full running-in before docking, we will cross the Prime Meridian roughly "25 pounds out" from Port, proceeding towards the Island performing mandatory strenth-testing of the hull and engines in open water.

Please see your cabin attendant for more details about location of safety equipment, as well as a schedule of daily Physical Culture classes offered, jogging track etiquette, and of course - shuffleboard!

This space will  now be confined to the Captain's Log for the rest of our journey; thank you for choosing SWAMI Health Cruises - and ENJOY YOUR TRIP!   "

Let's go!


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Rh- Expluntherer... It means I'm an O...;-)
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Love it!!! Bon Voyage!!
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Smooth sailing!


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Quoted from Possum
Love it!!! Bon Voyage!!


*crying and waving a hankie*......"I'll always imagine that you're right here with me! (sniff, sniff) Tell Mom I miss her!" ......lol  



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I sure am!!
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haha!  Buckle up and enjoy the ride!  



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  Seraffa, after you've gone a spell on this  journey I think you need to consider a new profession! Seriously, you need to look into writing books!


"We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." -- Benjamin Franklin
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Thanks, Spring!  


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Enjoy the ride with all of the bumps and smooth sailing passages!  
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Will you be making any stops in Gathererland to visit me, Goldie, and PT?


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Aww, someday I'd like to take a swamii cruise.  I wish you smooth sailing and Bon Voyage!

{{{{Waves tearfully from the shore}}}}}}  
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and what's about explosuissalandli...c'mon a little roughy run to swimm crossover won't harm at all ....


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I second that! So, any plans for the "nomad for a day" excursion?

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  Seraffa, after you've gone a spell on this  journey I think you need to consider a new profession! Seriously, you need to look into writing books!




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Quoted from ruthiegirl
Will you be making any stops in Gathererland to visit me, Goldie, and PT?


There was almost a 3 way tie between Explorer, Teacher and Warrior habitats to choose from as per SWAMI's 'home office memo' ; as we continue to drop human inflammatory ballast on our journey, I am sure we can work in a Port-of-call at Gathererland, to check out all the cool natives, customs and activities.  


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Aww, someday I'd like to take a swamii cruise.  I wish you smooth sailing and Bon Voyage!

{{{{Waves tearfully from the shore}}}}}}  


See the brochure kiosk at the end of the dock.....over there!!! *waving*  



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and what's about explosuissalandli...c'mon a little roughy run to swimm crossover won't harm at all ....


As long as the european glacial fields are still in retreat, yes!  


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I second that! So, any plans for the "nomad for a day" excursion?


Home Office is looking into hiring horse and camel attendants for that, as more data is gathered through our Central Asian correspondent, based in the Steppes!  





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Quoted from Seraffa
There was almost a 3 way tie between Explorer, Teacher and Warrior habitats to choose from as per SWAMI's 'home office memo' ; as we continue to drop human inflammatory ballast on our journey, I am sure we can work in a Port-of-call at Gathererland, to check out all the cool natives, customs and activities.  

Seraffa, you are a hoot! "Human inflammatory ballast..." Yes, indeed! Hilarious!


"We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." -- Benjamin Franklin
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not too intruiging that Switzerland doesn't belong to european union ... and my other 3 geno's are nomade-warrior and teacher....I've lost the hunter-style...


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not too intruiging that Switzerland doesn't belong to european union ... and my other 3 geno's are noade-warrior and teacher....I've lost the hunter-style...


I was so hoping to be partly Hunter to explain my nerves. Now I'm just a partially blushing, oblong-head with a temper, and sinewy wrists.   Stylish, no?   It's like being a 3-sided dice on a Yahtzee board. which side is coming up next?


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Well, make sure you keep us posted?!
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Quoted from Possum
Well, make sure you keep us posted?!


Yes. May be doing the "fresh start" thing over in the other forum.


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I will be there to wlecome you to Warrior island  


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Welcome home, Seraffa!  
  



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I will be there to wlecome you to Warrior island  


"Captain's Log, voyage date 05-24-12:

We were thrilled today to have received a telegraph from one of Warrior Island's inhabitants welcoming us in advance. Our Second Mate made the happy announcement over the dining room intercom before  breakfast commenced, and afterwards, our Gift Shop staff were quite pleased to report that extra camera cards had been purchased by passengers scurrying to make ready for "a throng" of natives instead of the typical "Hollywood tour" of the Island where they "might" or "might not" catch a glimpse of some of the world's most outstanding Warriors.

According to the D'Adamo Files, what we do know of the Warriors is that their great strength comes from a basic style of vegetarianism, and being great fishermen. (those who still work the land and sea). It would indeed be picturesque if we were to witness spear-fishing practised on this island. According to our topographical map, there are a few volcanically formed hillsides as well. We hope to confirm whether terrace farming is done to accommodate its relative size and shape, especially given the reports of "an exellent pea stew" being fed to castaways washed up on Warrior Island beaches during sea storms.

These 2 days out of port we found that there was an inordinate usage of more "body deodorant" once tomato juice and guacamole was served at mealtime. These two foods have been deleted from the ship's basic daily menu, and stored in the galley for our first Port-Of-Call in "Gathererland" as a gift to its  Ambassador and those on staff at the Consulate.





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