I will be there to wlecome you to Warrior island
"Captain's Log, voyage date 05-24-12:
We were thrilled today to have received a telegraph from one of Warrior Island's inhabitants welcoming us in advance. Our Second Mate made the happy announcement over the dining room intercom before breakfast commenced, and afterwards, our Gift Shop staff were quite pleased to report that extra camera cards had been purchased by passengers scurrying to make ready for "a throng" of natives instead of the typical "Hollywood tour" of the Island where they "might" or "might not" catch a glimpse of some of the world's most outstanding Warriors.
According to the D'Adamo Files, what we do know of the Warriors is that their great strength comes from a basic style of vegetarianism, and being great fishermen. (those who still work the land and sea). It would indeed be picturesque if we were to witness spear-fishing practised on this island. According to our topographical map, there are a few volcanically formed hillsides as well. We hope to confirm whether terrace farming is done to accommodate its relative size and shape, especially given the reports of "an exellent pea stew" being fed to castaways washed up on Warrior Island beaches during sea storms.
These 2 days out of port we found that there was an inordinate usage of more "body deodorant" once tomato juice and guacamole was served at mealtime. These two foods have been deleted from the ship's basic daily menu, and stored in the galley for our first Port-Of-Call in "Gathererland" as a gift to its Ambassador and those on staff at the Consulate.