Last night my dad and I were at the store and he got a bag of bulk granola.
Well, not more than a half hour later, he started having all sorts of stomach pains and nausea, and then started vomiting and having diarrhea like mad. Basically, he spent all night feeling nauseous and miserable, and couldn't sleep.
Last night, I consulted the BTDE and tried to get him to take a ginger capsule for his stomach upset, but he wouldn't hear of it. He was sure it would make him throw up.
But this morning, I think he was desperate, so he let me give him one. And then I gave him a butterknife of ghee (which is suggested for all types, with regard to diarrhea), and literally within minutes, he was amazed. "It's gone!" he was telling me.
So now he's calling me "Doctor". Ha ha ha ha... When all I did was consult an ordinary book that anyone could buy in any decent bookstore.
Of course, it's not really an "ordinary" book, now, is it.