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ISA-MANUELA
Wednesday, January 12, 2005, 10:38pm Report to Moderator Report to Moderator
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translation for debra: oh super- does it is possible also in German?
next:,nee,nee = no-no jaou you are right with the case
claro I liked it thanks mais a vrais dire- ma bien-chère, avec l'orthographie
hoppala- cela à du avoir quelque chose en plus!  
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Isa- How is this?

Die Nachmittag Sonne fällt langsam vom Himmel, der eine weiche Palette der blau-purpurrot-gelben Farbe über dem Horizont herstellt und die Welt der blutigen Familie beginnt, sie zu erleichtern ist Weise zu einem Ende für einen anderen Tag. Da O oben den Feuer-Schlauch vom Säubern aus dem Schlafzimmer rollt, das er A und B in der intensiven Diskussion beschmutzt, wenn AB an schaut.
A: Ich bin Kranker von Ihnen mein Shampoo verwendend und Conditioner. Warum nicht Sie Ihre Selbst für einmal erhalten können.
AB: Recht auf Schwester, nicht lassen B mit dem weg erhalten.
B: Ich verwende es nur, weil Sie immer mein Gesicht sahnen stehlen, also ich es für Rückzahlung halte.
AB: Erklären Sie sie mögen es ist B.
A: OH- yeh, dann, warum mein ganzes Gesicht sind, sahnt leeres.
AB: Yeh B, beantworten dieses.
B: Quellen Sie wenn Sie wurden besser organisiert (wie Sie behaupten Sie Sie immer sind), Ihnen wurde verwirklicht Sie Notwendigkeit mehr hervor, als Sie wirklich kaufen.
AB: Sie hat Sie dort A. A U.
B: Wem Seite sind Sie an?
AB: Ich bin nicht auf jedem Seite Mann. Wirklich bin ich auf beiden Ihren Seiten. Ich liebe jeder Mann.
O: Yeh, habe ich häufig mich gewundert, wo Ihre Loyalitäten liegen. Sie sind immer ein wenig ein Rätsel zu mir gewesen.
AB: Ist die eine gute Sache oder ein schlechter Sachemann?
O: Nie Verstand. Was wird jeder für Abendessen gehabt?
AB: Heute abend habe ich einiges Lammeintopfgericht, Keil voll von veggies wie Spargel, rote Rübe Grüns, brocolli, süsse Kartoffel und Yamswurzeln, mit Zwiebel außerdem selbstverständlich gebildet.
O: Wimmern, die großen Töne, alle könnten wir das haben.
A: Traurig, nicht ich, zu viele vermeidet innen dort für mein Mögen. Gee, diese BTD Sache beginnt wirklich, Einfluß mit uns zu nehmen ist nicht es?. Ich werde ein nettes Stück Fische, vermutlich irgendeinen Lachs, einige fava Bohnen, eine wenige Luzerne, Brokkoli, Karotte und Kürbis, mit einer Pressung der Zitrone und einen Sprig des Korianders haben. Die Familie, die alle unten für Abendessen mit der Diskussion sitzt, die von benutztem Gesicht reicht, sahnt (wieder) zu den Ursprung des Universums (AB selbstverständlich). Nach Abendessen gehen sie jeder ihre unterschiedliche Weise, sich für Bett vorzubereiten, oder was auch immer ihren Gefallen findet. Eine Weile später, kommt A aus ihr Schlafzimmer heraus, nachdem esorganisiert ihre gesamte Garderobe für die Woche esorganisiert hatte, und findet AB am Telefon.
A: Wer Sie sprechend mit AB?
AB: Es ist ein Freund, den ich von den BTD Foren getroffen habe. Ihr Name ist Isa-Manuela und sie wohnt in Zürich. Sie läßt ihre eigene Praxis laufen und benutzt Kräuter und aromatherapy und alles, die natürliches wechselndes Material, das ich liebe. Hier Sagen hallo.
A: Hallo Isa. Isa: jjjjjjjiiiiiiaaaaaaaoooooooouuuuuuuuu-hallo hallo hiii-heeeeeellllllooooooooo-Super--Super--Super-schaut zu, was Innere Sie-hallo hallo hallo-nicht Vermeiden-beurx-beurx-beurxliebe zu Ihnen alle am Haus-amicalament Ihr-Isa ist.
A: (gibt Telefon zurück zu AB),
AB: So was sagte sie? A: Ich habe absolut keine Idee. Aber aus etwas merkwürdigem Grund hat sie mich fühlen wirklich gut über mich gebildet.
AB: Sie hat, daß Effekt auf Leute (geht zurück zu der Unterhaltung mit Isa),
O: He möchten A, für einen kurzen Abendweg kommen und die Sterne betrachten? A: Wieder gekommen?. An ermittele ich ein weniger konkurrenzfähiges und mehr "in Melodie" O als, was wir gewöhntSIND?
O: Ja Sie und wenn Sie sagen, daß wieder ich Ihr Gesicht innen zertrümmere.
A: Gerade als I Gedanke. Geschäft, wie üblich. Sie wissen, wenn Sie nicht achtgeben und nach rechts essen für Ihre Art, konnten mehr zu jemand wie AB gerade machen.
O: Meine Faust bewegt in Richtung zu Ihrem Gesicht.
A: Ha ha, Schauer aus Gecken. Niemand konnten wie AB sein.
AB: Ich hörte diesen Mann.
B: He Wartezeit Sie Kerle, möchte ich mit Ihnen kommen. O im wonderment des Universums zu sehen ist etwas, das niemand vermissen sollte.
O: Es ist Zeiten so, das ich wünsche, daß ich heraus auf einer geöffneten Ebene irgendwo mit niemand anders herum war.
B: Amperestunde shutup, lieben Sie uns!.
Während AB auf dem Fußboden im tiefen Gespräch mit seinem neuen Freund sitzt, schlendern O,A und B entlang dem Aufpassen des Nachthimmels, dem Sagen nicht alles und den Moment gerade genießen. Ein vollkommener Tag für die blutige Familie beendet.

Debra


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Mann- oh Mann- debraaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!!!
whats that a quickfinder for teutonic -ones???? Hi-hi-hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa
debra you are to sweet- great stuff hi-hi-hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
ich habs ja immer gewusst, die Uebersetzungskünstler in teutonic sind nich das was sie mal waren- hi-hi-hi   great- great
I allowed myselve- to copy this hi-hi-hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii oh debra love you so much thanks


ROFL  -  ROFL -    ROFL    


                               ROFLMAO



                             ROFPIMP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



........................................... must go now  

derba thanks and good night


- regards Isa

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Your welcome-sweet dreams.   And don't forget to thank azzap he's the one doing all of the work.  I'm just clicking the buttons.  

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Debra, did you use the 'babel' translation tool, or some other?

if so, which one, pls?

lol, too funny!!


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lola-the 'babel' translation tool is what I used.  Is it not neat. Just copy, paste and click, click-there it is.  I wasn't sure if it would work, but Isa is very pleased with it.  I try to translate some of her writings, but it does not always turn out.  She has a language all of her own that I just love.  

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yes indeed!!
Isa needs a whole different translation tool, in fact a new language of her own!!  lol

the tool is very rudimentary......it translates everything 'literarily' (if that s a word!?)
sometimes the sentences loose meaning, because of the translation....
an example would be:
find the translation in spanish for spelt.......

the result.:    ''past tense of ''to spell''  

that s how babel fish translates!!!   too funny


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-no wonder Isa is  "ROFPIMP".

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Maybe she is an esperantist? (just kidding)

I'm glad she's here. (not kidding)


azzap: I don't know how you manage to write these stories, but PLEASE keep 'em coming!
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re- bonjour    

what an honour for me!
Must say, that this translater is a real pidgin-one- therefor even my blah-blah is better
jaou-jaou

but must be honest- debra it was super to do this, claro thanks for azzap for all that joy and
laughters- eh peoples- I have had a very hard time to pass, but now I feel really great
laughters in the morning- laughters in the eveneing- but this was the point onto the i's

I am really very happy to be "on board" and that I have had the chance to meet you all!
Its' so much fun and  azzapchen gives us back our mirrors, great for that.
Whats ok for me, hope for you all too, it is not soooo important how we do something, or spell or say, but important is communication- equal how it will correspond to any
"legal" orthographia"      


- see you soon and thanks for all truly yours Isa
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Lovely sentiment, Isa



   


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Gals, this is a Bloody international family!

Azzap: this is stuff for CABARET!!!

I just LOVE  this story in english, french and german!!!

Debra, I think it can also be translated in Dutch.  
Could you push the dutch button??

Azzap what is your work in daily life??? You make me curious!!!

AWESOME!!!

Cockky

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Cocky-here you go in Dutch. (Whoa. My head is starting to spin from all of this translating.)  

Debra

De dalingen van de middagzon langzaam van de hemel die tot zachte palette van blauw-purper-gele kleur over de horizon en de wereld van het Bloedige te verlichten familiebegin leidt het is manier aan het sluiten voor een andere dag. Aangezien O de brand-slang van het leeghalen van de slaapkamer oprolt bevlekt hij A en B in intense bespreking, met ab kijkend.
A: Ik ben ziek van u die mijn shampoo en veredelingsmiddel gebruiken. Waarom u niet kunt uw worden voor een keer.
Ab: Het recht op zuster, laat geen B met dat weggaan.
B: Ik gebruik het slechts omdat u altijd mijn gezichtsroom steelt zodat beschouw ik als het terugbetaling.
Ab: Vertel het als het is B.
A: Oh yeh, dan waarom al mijn lege gezichtsroom zijn.
Ab: Yeh B, beantwoordt dat.
B: Goed als u beter werd georganiseerd (als u eis altijd u) bent u zou realiseren u nodig hebt meer dan u eigenlijk koopt.
Ab: Zij heeft u daar A. A & B: Wiens kant bent u?
Ab: Ik ben niet op om het even wie de zijmens. Eigenlijk, ben ik aan beide kanten. Ik houd van iedereen mens.
O: Yeh, ben ik vaak benieuwd geweest waar uw loyaliteit liggen. U bent altijd een weinig enigma aan me geweest.
Ab: Is dat een goede zaak, of een slecht ding mens?
O: Nooit mening. Wat wordt iedereen gehad voor diner?
Ab: Vanavond, heb ik omhoog één of ander lam gemaakt stoven, hoogtepunt van veggies zoals asperge, bietengreens, brocolli, bataat en yams, met ui eveneens natuurlijk geblokkeerd.
O: Wow, grote geluiden, konden wij allen dat hebben.
A: Droevig, niet me, teveel vermijdt binnen daar voor mijn het houden van. Gee, dit ding BTD begint werkelijk om greep met ons te nemen is niet het?. Ik ga een aardig stuk vissen, waarschijnlijk één of andere zalm, sommige favabonen, wat alfalfa hebben, broccoli, wortel en pompoen, met een samendrukking van citroen en een sprig van koriander. De familie allen gaat zitten voor diner met bespreking die zich van gebruikte gezichtsroom (opnieuw) uitstrekt aan de oorsprong van het heelal (ab natuurlijk). Na diner, zij elk hun afzonderlijke manier gaan om voor bed voorbereidingen te treffen of de opbrengsten hun luim. Een later tijdje, komt A uit haar slaapkamer, heeft georganiseerd haar volledige garderobe voor de week, en vindt ab op de telefoon.
A: Wie u die spreken aan ab?
Ab: Het is een vriend die ik van de forums BTD heb ontmoet. Haar naam is isa-Manuela en zij leeft in Zürich. Zij stelt haar eigen praktijk in werking en gebruikt kruiden en aromatherapy en allen die natuurlijk afwisselend materiaal datvan ik houd. Hier, zeg hello.
A: Hallo Isa.
Isa: jjjjjjjiiiiiiaaaaaaaoooooooouuuuuuuuu-hallo hallo hiii-heeeeeellllllooooooooo-super-blikken aan wat binnenkant u-hallo hallo hallo-niet ver*mijden-beurx-liefde aan u allen bij huis-amicalament van u-isa is.
A: (geeft telefoon terug naar ab) ab: Dat wat zei zij? A: Ik heb absoluut geen idee. Maar om wat vreemde reden heeft zij me gevoel werkelijk over mij goed gemaakt. Ab: Zij heeft dat effect op mensen (gaat aan het spreken aan Isa terug)
O: Hey A, wil voor een korte avondgang komen en de sterren bekijken?
A: Kom opnieuw?. Ontdek ik minder agressief en meer "in wijsje" O dan wat wij aan worden gebruikt?
O: Ja u, en als u zegt dat ik opnieuw uw gezicht binnen zal breken.
A: Enkel als gedachte van I. Zaken zoals gebruikelijk. U kent, als u niet zorgvuldig bent, het etn net voor uw type enkel zou kunnen meer in iemand als ab veranderen.
O: Mijn vuist is naar uw gezicht op weg.
A: Ha Ha, koele uit dude. Niemand zou als ab kunnen zijn.
Ab: Ik hoorde die mens.
B: Hey wacht u kerels, wil ik met u komen. Het zien van O in verwondering van het heelal is iets niemand zou moeten missen.
O: Het is tijden als dit ik wens ik uit op een open vlakte ergens met niemand anders rond was.
B: Ah shutup, u houdt van ons!. Aangezien ab op de vloer in diep gesprek met zijn nieuwe vriend, O,A, en stroll van B langs het letten van de op nachthemel zit, zeggend om het even wat niet en enkel genietend van het ogenblik. Een perfecte dag voor de Bloedige familie beëindigt.


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Debra!

Sorry I did not react sooner... have been busy preparing things for next week in Berlin.

Debra, really this is awesome!! From the dutch wording I have the feeling that this translating machine is a belgian one..  

This is really funny!!!  
Wonder what Azzap is doing in his daily life as a profession...

Debra could you give the link of this translation site?? Or you already have given it??

I will be back next week.. I am in Berlin the next week. If possible I will report from the Wellness Fair next week... Sort of On the Spot Report..  

Take care
Cocky

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Cocky:  The site is  http://babelfish.altavista.com/.  Somewhere on this site I got it through Dr. D (I think).  Enjoy.  

Where are you these days azzap?  

Debra


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Debra,

Aaron will be back tomorrow. I guess he is paying a visit to the BF

cheers,
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Azzap: I’ve been on holidays but now I’m baaaaaaccckkk. (by the way Cocky, I work as a property valuation assistant in a property valuation firm (duh) here on the beautiful Sunshine Coast of Queensland, Australia)). Oh, and all the translation work you guys have been doing is mind boggling. Great stuff. And now, the story continues.

The sound of crickets permeates the air as O, B and AB sit quietly watching the late show on television. Soon a very, very, very off key singing can be heard getting closer to the house.

Home, home on the range, where the dear and the antelope playeeeeee, where seldom is heard, a discouraging bird, and the flies are not crowded all daaaaayyyyyeeeeeeee.

O: Ooh oh, looks like A’s been on the sauce again.
B: She’s really got to find a better way to deal with her daily stresses.
AB: Yeh man, but you know what A’s like man, always after the pleasure sensation…..man.
A: (stumbling through the door) Hi gang, look what I brought ush. I’ve got some potato chipsh, and shome schticky buns and a whole heap of other yummy shtuff, and of course (burp) a few brewsky wewski’s to tide ush over for the eveni(hic), for the eveni(hic), for the night.
O: (walking into the kitchen) Gee, talk about your carbo craving. But I guess the old alkeehol will do that to you every time.
A: Oh, and I’d alsho like to introduce you to a life long friend of mine that I jusht met tonight. Everybody, this is Kristen.
Kristen: Hi everyone.
B and AB: Hi Kristen.
A: Kristen is a B, just like you B. Hey O, come in here and meet Kristen.
A: (as O walks in from the kitchen) O, I’d like you to meet….hey, where did B and Kristen go?
AB: There they are, hiking across that field over there.
A: Man, can’t that woman stay in one plashe for two sheconds.
O: Well, when the urge takes you, I guess you’ve just gotta go.
A: Shpeaking of going, I gotta go to the bathroom.
AB: Make sure you say hello to my friend raaaalph man. Hehe.
O: Now c’mon AB, that’s not very funny. You forgot to mention your friend huey as well. Hehe.
The sounds of vomiting render the air as O and AB roll on the floor laughing and making gagging noises. As the tears dry from their eyes they realise that B and Kristen are back.
O: Wow, that was quick. Usually you’re gone for ages. What gives?
B: We realised that stomping around in the dark was probably not the most sensible thing to do so we’ve come back to plan for a trek tomorrow.
AB: So why did you go in the first place man?
Kristen: There’s nothing like a bit of spontaneity I always say. Where’s A?
O: She’s just out driving the porcelain bus.
Kristen: Porcelain bus! Hehe that’s a good one.
O: AB, how about showing some hospitality and ask Kristen if she’d like a drink.
AB: Why me man?, just because you’re the oldest around here doesn’t mean you can go about bossing people around man, one day the meek are going to rise up against your neo-fascist authoritarianism man and break down the barriers of hate and control and bring love into the world man.
O: Are you finished?
AB: Erm, yeh I guess so!
O: Can you get Kristen a drink?
AB: Erm, yeh I guess so. What would you like Kristen?
Kristen: How about a Membrane Fluidiser Cocktail.
AB: A membrane what now?
Kristen: A Membrane Fluidiser Cocktail. It’s an absolute must if you’re a type B and it’s a great way to replace the lycopene that we miss due to tomatoes being an avoid. It’s easy to make too. You can use either guava, watermelon or grapefruit juice as the base, add a half to one teaspoon of high quality flaxseed oil, and one tablespoon of good quality lecithin. You shake it all up and the lecithin emulsifies the oil, which makes a sort of smoothie. It’s great to have first thing in the morning but I’ve got a hankering for one right now. So did you get all that?
AB: Everything except the part after “absolute must”. Hehe, only joking man. I think we’ve got all that stuff in here somewhere. Why is it called a Membrane Fluidiser Cocktail?
Kristen: Because it keeps your cell membranes fluid.
AB: Naturally!
A: (coming out of bathroom) Ooooooooh, oooooooh, I knew I shouldn’t have had that beef burrito after we did the tequila slammers. Those burritos will get you every time. Lucky I had the six beers to wash it down.
O: Yeh…. Lucky.
A: I think it’s time I went to bed. You can stay the night if you’d like Kristen, we’ve got plenty of room.
Kristen: Thanks, but I think I’ll get going soon. B and I have a big day of hiking ahead of us tomorrow. Don’t we B…..now where the hell has she gone?




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Welcome back azzap!!!!!     Hope that your holidays were good and love the story.  The translations are from babel translation.  The others know that and are on their own now.    

Catch you later.

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Aaron!!! And welcome back.

Oh my, well, yes, I knew my time would come, but in the hurl episode? Did you know me in college or something?!?

At least I didn't get poo like Melissa!!    


And I probably would prefer MFC to alcohol in most situations.

     


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A: Good morning kiddies. How are we feeling on this beautiful of beautiful mornings?
B: Well, you seem very chipper this morning considering you resembled more of a train wreck last night.
O: Train wreck?, more like a natural disaster.
A: Yes, I must admit, I was less than “normal” last night but due to my extraordinary capability for recovery, today I feel great.
AB: If that was me, I’d be sick for a week.
A: AB, you don’t need to drink to look sick for a week.
AB: Smart "fatherless child"!
A: Indeed, you have hit the nail right on the head, not only do I have extraordinary capabilities for recovery, I also have extraordinary capabilities of the mind (turns around to walk into kitchen, trips over her feet and falls flat on her face. O,B and AB roar with laughter)
AB: Now that’s what I call instant karma.
O: Yeh, pity you don’t have extraordinary capabilities of the feet. How long have you been walking roughly? Oh, about 2 seconds, haha.
A: OK, you’ve had your little laugh. But now I want to talk about something more serious. Even though I was somewhat less than lucid last night, I was still able to see that we haven’t exactly sorted out our food problems yet. The fridge is chockers.
B: Yes, you’ve got a point there, and I’m not talking about the one on top of your head.
AB: Boom boom.
A: Finished?, good, just be thankful that someone around here knows how to organise things because today, we are going to tackle this food problem head-on and make some room in that fridge.
O: So what do you suggest mon capitan?
A: Well, firstly, lets get the book out and find out which foods are beneficial for all of us, that way, we can at least be sure that we’ve got some sort of “core” foods to work with. At the same time, if there are any avoids that cover the four of us we can get rid of those too.
O: Blimey, I’ve never seen you more motivated. Maybe you should go out and get on the turps more often. You might wake up and clean your room once in a while (elbows AB and laughs)
AB: I don’t think she’s impressed man. If looks could kill!
A: I’ll pretend I didn’t hear that. Right you lot, B, grab a pad and pen, you can be the note taker, O, you can be the food finder, and you AB can be the sorter and stacker.
AB: Really, and just what are you going to be?
A: I’m going to be the person who carries the big stick and wacks you over the head with it if you don’t do what you’re told.
AB: Gotcha.
A: OK, lets see, beneficials, beneficials, beneficials. Right. These are the beneficials that cover all four blood types. I won’t go into the secretor types because we don’t know yet exactly what we are, but as long as the word “avoid” doesn’t appear anywhere, either as secretor or non-secretor, and the food is beneficial for at least 3 people, then we’ll include it OK?
A: Well, what do you know, no meats cover all four, interesting. What about fish?
Cod, Mackerel, Pickerel, Pike, Red Snapper, Salmon, Sardine, Sturgeon. Well, that’s it for fish. How are we doing O?. do we have any of those?
O: Nope, but there’s something here that resembles a fish. It’s wrapped in a carton and has the words, crumbed fillet pieces on it.
B: Out it goes. There’ll be no more of that in this household.
O: Yes sir (throws a salute). Now, what about dairy?
A: Nope, nothing there either, and that covers eggs too. This is very interesting. There’s plenty of avoids though but we’ll get to that later. On to the beans and legumes.
A: Wow, nothing there either. OK, nuts and seeds. Black Walnuts, English Walnuts. That’s it. How about grains. Essene (manna) Bread, Ezekiel Bread, hmmm, we could include some of the rice products but they are only beneficial for 2 of us and neutral for 2 so we’ll leave that out for now. On to the veggies.
B: You really shouldn’t talk about O like that hehe. (O pokes tongue out)
A: Good one B. Beet Greens, Broccoli, Collard Greens, Dandelion, Garlic, Ginger, Kale, Okra, Parsnip. OK, there’s a reasonable selection there. What about fruits?
A: Cherries, Cranberry, Figs, Pineapple, Plums. Hmmm, less than I thought. There’s only 2 oils that cover us all and that’s Olive oil and Walnut oil, so what about herbs and spices?. Let’s see, Curry, Parsley and Turmeric. There’s lots of neutrals though. On the condiments side of things there’s Brewer’s Yeast, and Blackstrap Molasses on the sweeteners. As for beverages, there’s only Green Tea.
AB: Well it doesn’t seem like much man, but you could make a lot of recipes with those foods. We’ve already got some of the fruit and veggies and a few of the other things, but as for the fridge, it’s still packed. What about the avoids man?
A: OK, for the food to be an avoid, it must have the word avoid in either the secretor or non-secretor section and there must be 4 avoids across the 4 blood types. Now, back to the meats. OK, Bacon/Ham/Pork.
B: Oh no, not the bacon, not the bacon. What am I going to have on a Sunday morning for breakfast.
O: Something else obviously.
B: Sunnova….stupid blood type diet….goddammit.
O: Problem B?
B: No, not at all, I’m fine thank you very much……sunnova….
O: Good, now keep writing.
A: OK, Quail, Turtle…and…that’s it. Now Fish. Anchovy, Barracuda, Conch, Crab.
B: Why you little……oh man.
A: Frog and Octopus. On to the dairy, American Cheese, Blue Cheese, Camembert Cheese…
B: Noooooooooooooooooooo.
A: My sentiments exactly. Emmenthal Cheese (whatever that is), Ice Cream, Parmesan Cheese, Provolone Cheese, Swiss Cheese. Hey, where’s B?
O: Shes’ out the back crying I think. It was the Ice Cream that did it. I’ve shed a tear or two myself in that list. But, lets’ keep going. I see there’s no avoid eggs, what about beans and legumes.
A: Garbanzo (chickpea) Beans. That’s it. Nuts and seeds…..Cashews,
AB: Aaaaaarrrrrggghhhh.
A: Don’t stress, if it turns out you’re a secretor then they are neutral, but for now, they’re out of there.
AB: Aaaarrrrrrrrgggghhhh.
A: Pistachio, Sunflower Seeds. On to the grains….Corn (all), Cornmeal, Popcorn, Wheat Germ, Wheat, Semolina Flour Products (pasta), and White Flour Products.
A: Veggies, Agar, Juniper, Olives (black), Rhubarb, and now onto fruits..Bitter Melon, Coconut, Coconut Milk..that’s interesting, I wonder how the islanders ever got on?.. Honeydew, and that’s it. Avoid oils are Coconut, surprise, surprise, Corn Oil, Cottonseed Oil and Safflower Oil. Herbs and spices are Acacia (Arabic Gum), Cornstarch and Pepper, and Condiments are Carrageenan, Guar Gum, Ketchup (sniff sniff), MSG, Mustard (with vinegar and wheat), Pickle Relish, and Worcestershire bloody sauce, Oh no way, not on, that’s unfair.
O: Be strong A, be strong.
A: OK, it’s for the best I guess. Sweeteners are Aspartame, no loss there that’s for sure, Corn Syrup, Dextrose, Invert Sugar, Maltodextrin and Sucanat, and as for beverages, we have Distilled Liquor (no need to tell me that), Soda and Black Tea. Well, what do you know?. I didn’t see that one coming.
O: Wow, that’s half the fridge cleaned out.
B: (Coming in from outside) I just can’t take this anymore. It’s a catastrophe.
A: Like I said to AB, some of these are actually neutral for you but until we know our secretor status we might as well assume that an avoid is an avoid and be done with it. That way we can start off with a clean sheet. Also, we haven’t even touched on the foods yet that may be beneficial or neutral for one but an avoid for another. It’s all about getting a bunch of foods that we can all eat, and base some sort of menu off. Sound good?
B: Sunnova…..I guess so.
A: Good, so let’s take ourselves down to the local shops and see if we can get our beneficials to stack the fridge and cupboards with, and we’ll throw out these avoids.
O: Throw them out, that’s a waste of money don’t you think. We could at least eat them so they don’t go to waste and then just not buy any more.
A: Yeh you’re right. So let’s just get that Jack Daniels bottle down from the top shelf over there and make sure there’s none left by tomorrow hey?
AB: After what we’ve just been through man, that’s not such a bad idea.
B: I’ll get the ice.
O: And I’ll get the nibblies. As they say, when in Rome….

The Bloody family realised that making a change in one’s dietary habits (especially for a whole family) does not just happen overnight, so they sat down and planned their new shopping list, had an avoid fest, and basically got fershnickered. It was a long and merry day.


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Whoa azzap.  Right on the money.     Yep, yep, yep that's it.  We gotta keep on pluggin' and yes easier said than done, but hey, look at Chanur and her son.  You gotta love it.  

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I've been following the whole story since the beginning and loved every word! Nice work, azzap!

I also have been sending the new sections to my ex-roomie, the AB. Her comment?

"This is da bomb . . . man."



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                                    man    


I'd read your story about your name; do you use tarot-cards- too?
There are so lovely-ones from Haindl and Rachel Pollack, there your name is mentioned
with a very fine-designed visage.


hugies and thanks


- regards Isa

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Isa, I have not seen the crads you speak of. I'll look them up.

After a slow start to the morning and everyone swearing off alcohol forever (again), the Bloody family made there way into town in the family jalopy. As they were approaching the local markets, A noticed a rumbling coming from her digestive tract.

A: Brrrrrrrrrrrrttttttttttttt. Ooh, excuse me!.
O: Oh gee, couldn’t you have waited till we’d stopped?
AB: Brrrrrrrtttttttttttttttt. Heaven forbid, was that me?
B: Man oh man, open a window, please.
A: Brrrrrrrrrttttttttttt. Oops ,me again.
O: Brrrrrrrrrttttttttttttt. Oh now you’ve got me started.
B: For crying out loud I’m dying back here.
AB: Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttttttt.
O: Ten out of ten for that one.
B: Oh that’s it, stop the car, you’re overpowering my perfume.
The family drove in to the market carpark and pulled into a parking space near the entrance. Doors flew open and bodies rolled out on to the asphalt.
B: And not a moment too soon if you ask me. You lot should be ashamed of yourselves. I never realised eating so many avoids could have such a bad effect on your systems. Let’s just stand here for a minute and allow everything to clear out.
A: And to think, we’ve always been like that.
B: Speak for yourself bugle bum.
O: Alright, we’ve had our bit of fun and now it’s time we got serious. Have you got that list of foods B?
B: Yep, right here, let’s go shopping. I say we head straight for the veggie section first and see what they’ve got.
AB: Right on man, but let’s not get everything from the supermarket man, I want to see what some of these farmer gardeners have got. In fact, why don’t we try them first and then compare it with what the supermarkets got?
O: You know AB, once in a while you actually come up with a good idea.
AB: It must be the universal connection man.
O: Yeh….right….whatever…..let’s go.
B: Hey what’s all that commotion going on over there near that pumpkin stand?
The family make their way through the market where they find a tall gentleman standing on a soapbox, waiving his hands in the air and addressing the crowd.
Jim: That’s it, step right up folks and be the first to witness the amazing, the spectacular, the wonderous effects of the combination of mother nature and modern technology with the new Jim Garland organic Pumpkin In A Can folks. That’s right, no longer do you have to wade through a mass of rotting pumpkins trying to find the one you want to take home for that delicious home made pumpkin soup. Just reach up to the shelf and grab yourself a little can of happiness with the Jim Garland Pumpkin In A Can (proudly bought to you by the manufacturers of Pumkinking Enterprises from Walla Walla Washington). Each pumpkin is hand reared in a totally organic environment on a Minneapolis farm by a team of beautiful vestal virgins. And to prove to you that it’s all true please give a hand for my two lovely assistants, Erica and Jennifer. In her spare time Erica moonlights as a pharmacist:
Erica: Remember to always read the labels folks.
,while Jennifer is (among other things) a Yoga teacher and an all-time Timberwolves fan.
Jennifer: Go Wolves Go.
Crowd: Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhh.
Jim: These two lovely ladies will help you out with any questions you may have and will be only too happy to let you sample the amazing taste of Jim Garland’s Pumpkin In A Can, but first I need to make a public announcement. We here at Pumpkinking Enterprises have your health as our top priority and it would be totally remiss of us (holds hat against chest) if we didn’t let you know that not everyone will benefit from Jim Garland’s Pumpkin In A Can.
Crowd: Gaaassspppp.
Jim: That’s right folks because you see, the human being is a wondrous and individual creature and not all of us have the same blood type. And this blood type factor can determine which foods work for us and which don’t. Are there any A blood types in the crowd?
A: Pick me, pick me.
Jim: Well ma’am, I can happily say that Jim Garland’s Pumpkin In A Can is a totally beneficial food for you. Are there any O’s.
O: (puts up hand)
Jim: You sir are also one of the lucky types that will get a beneficial kick from Jim Garland’s Pumpkin In A Can. What about AB’s.
AB: Is he talking to me man?
Jim: Jim Garland’s Pumpkin In A Can is only a neutral for you sir but don’t let stop you from savouring the sweet, sweet taste of virgin harvested, organic grown pumpkin goodness every day. And now what blood type are you there ma’am, yes you, the one there with the leopard skin hat, orange scarf, see through chiffon jacket over a plain green t-shirt, plaid mini skirt and gym shoes with pink socks, and of course, let’s not forget (just let me put my sunglasses on here) the bright red hair.
B: I’m a type B.
Jim: Of course, I should have seen that one coming a mile away. Well for you ma’am, Jim Garland’s Pumpkin In A Can is an avoid, unless of course you happen to be a non-secretor and then it becomes a neutral just like our friend AB over here, but don’t despair all you B’s out there because if you can’t have Jim Garland’s Pumpkin In A Can, then just lean across the aisle and pick up Jim Garland’s Sweet Potato In A Can. Yes folks you’ll be delighted with the sweet wholesome goodness of home grown organic sweet potato picked by the very same vestal virgins you see before you (Erica and Jennifer curtsey)…….
O: C’mon, let’s get out of here or else we’ll never get the shopping done.
A: I’m with you brother.
B: That sweet potato sounded good though.
AB: What was the name of that stuff again man?
A,B, and O look at AB with total disbelief.
O: You never cease to amaze me.
AB: Oh thanks man.
A: Brrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttt…me again!
O: B, hand me that list, A, I want you 15 feet behind us, and AB, you just do whatever it is you do.
AB: Right on man.

After an arduous and sometimes smelly couple of hours the Bloody family finally had all the beneficial foods on their list. The task now, among other things, was to find recipes that would accommodate the beneficials as a base, and to which they could add their own beneficials and neutrals. The real work was just beginning.



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Hoooow sweeeet.  

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