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Oh this should be made into a sticky.  

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I second the motion! this is great stuff!


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The more I read this (which is about 8 times, so far) the more I see my family.  And I don't mean just the one in this household.      

Thank you azzap.  

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Not only a brilliant literary product, but ALL TRUE.  Every word.  










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Yeeeaaaayyyyy.  It is now a sticky.  

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AB: (singing) Oh what a beautiful morning, Oh what a beautiful day….
O: Hey, can the racket bonehead.
AB: Hey man, don’t be dissin’ my creativity man.
O: I beg your pardon?. “dissin?”. Who do you think you are, Ali G or someone?
AB: Just because you were up all night drinking coffee and munching out on chocolate, which I assume has given you a headache, as it usually does, doesn’t mean I have to stop my life and put everything on hold until you get better man.
O: Ok, I’m sorry alright. But oh man, my head is killing me.
A: (walking into room). Doesn’t do too much for me either.
O: Har de bloody har. Everyone’s a comedian.
A: Yep, especially when you’re involved. Hey look, the book’s arrived (picks up book from front step and rips open the wrapping). Hmmm, let’s see what it says here about headaches. Oh, here it is. (reads). Most headaches occur because a person is extremely ugly and therefore the offending head should be summarily removed from the body as soon as possible.
AB: Ha ha, give it to the man, sis.
B: Hi gang, what’s with all the jocularity.
A: The what?
B: In words you can understand….”the laughs”.
A: Oh, right, O’s got a headache from over indulging and we’re just paying out on him.
B: Great, my favourite pastime. How about this one… Your head is so ugly, that beer was invented just so you could get a date.
A and AB: woohoo, good one B, give us another one.
O: (grabs book from A) If you imbeciles are finished I think I’ll do something useful, which you all are incapable of, and look up the real reasons why I might have this headache.
A: Hmmm, sounds to me like someone needs to employ a few Anger Management strategies. C’mon AB, teach our mate here how to go ooohhhmmmm.(A, B, and AB roll around on floor with tears streaming out their eyes. O looks on, suitably unimpressed)
O: According to the book, caffeine for an O type has the effect of stimulating gastrin in the stomach, raising adrenaline and noradrenaline levels and dilating blood vessels. The last one in particular has been known to instigate headaches. Interesting. That could also explain why I always get heartburn when I drink the coffee, and hyped up when I eat the chocolate. It also says here that when you crave a pleasure-releasing substance to do something physical. Hey A, come here so I can smash ya face in.
A: I don’t think the word “physical” means “violent” meathead. Although that’s never stopped you has it?. What does it say about coffee for A’s.
O: Well, because you guys seem to be naturally low in stomach acid, a cup a day is beneficial for you, neutral for B, and an avoid for AB because it provokes an abnormal blood reaction. But then again, just “being” AB provokes an abnormal blood reaction as far as I’m concerned anyway. Get it, “abnormal blood reaction”, “being AB”.
B: You idiot.
O: Wow, this book is amazing. Just reading it has made me feel better. My headaches’ gone and now I’m as hungry as a horse.
AB: You look like one too.
O: Is that the best you can do you tree-hugging hippie?
A: I’m hungry too actually. I can feel some grilled cheese sandwiches coming on.
O: Not so fast dairy queen. Cheese for the most part is a no-go zone for you, except for farmer, feta, ghee, goat, mozzarella, kefir, paneer, quark and ricotta, which are all neutrals. And you would be doing yourself a favour by replacing the wheat bread with something like rye, spelt or even oat based breads, as they are more beneficial (or neutral for oats if you happen to be a non-secretor).
A: First of all, I’ve never heard of half that stuff, although now that you mention mozzarella I feel like a pizza instead of grilled cheese sandwiches, and secondly, what the hell’s a non-secretor. It sounds like a title given to a person who’s good at holding back their drool.
B: (reading over O’s shoulder) A non-secretor is a person who is unable to secrete their blood type antigen in their bodily fluids. I’ll assume that the word antigen is somehow significant here.
AB: Man, this is all getting too heavy for me. I need some space to clear my head and take this all in. For some reason I feel like I’ve got a nitric oxide buildup. And I don’t even know what that is man.
A: Right then, it looks like we’ll all have to get tested to find out our secretor status. I’ll make the phone call to the doctors and organise the visit.
B: But it says here you can send away for a test kit and do it yourself.
A: That’s right, spoil my fun. Allright, I’ll do that then. Why don’t you and magilla gorilla go and make yourselves useful by getting us all breakfast.
B: (walking away muttering) stresshead.
O: I think my headache just came back.

And so another day in the Bloody family household begins.



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As the sound of feverish kitchen activity subsides, we find the Bloody family seated at the kitchen table.
O: So, what did everyone end up making themselves for breakfast. I’ve got some ground beef cooked up with some onions, garlic, broccoli, bok choy, carrots and pumpkin. Mmmmm mmmm.
A: I’ve opted for a simple glass of water with lemon juice in it for starters, which I’ll follow up with a piece of fruit. Nice and light. Although having pizza was definitely my number one choice.
AB: Whoa man, I’m going all out with some green lentil soup, made from lentils (of course) with some broccoli, carrots, celery and just a touch of sweet potato to give it extra body.
B: I’m having bacon and duck eggs on toasted white bread, just a small piece of sea bass with a dash of soy sauce and some artichoke, radishes and pumpkin on the side.
O: Errr, sis, let me just check that for a second. Let’s see….avoid, avoid, avoid, avoid, avoid, avoid, avoid and avoid…no wait…yep, avoid.
B: Oh no way, I love this stuff, I have it for breakfast all the time you know that.
AB: Yeh and we also know what kind of smell it leaves behind if you know what I mean.
B: Speak for yourself bugle bum. You should see what we have to put up with when you’re on the chilli peppers.
O: You both stink, now shutup. According to the book here, chilli peppers are a gastric irritant for AB, and they inhibit proper digestive function, so that explains that.
B: Bugle bum, bugle bum.
O: As for you B, bacon does the same thing as well as provoking an abnormal blood reaction, duck eggs provoke an abnormal blood reaction, sea bass contains a lectin or agglutinin, ditto with the soy sauce, artichokes and pumpkins are just an avoid, and radishes provoke abnormal blood reactions.
AB: Don’t worry sis, I don’t think you’re abnormal man. A little schizo perhaps, but abnormal..no.
B: Wow, that certainly does explain the stomach grumbles after a feed. But that’s nothing that a can of coke can’t fix. A good burp cures all ills.
O and AB look at each other with deadpan exasperation.
A: Ooooooh oooooh.
AB: Oh wow man, A doesn’t look too good. What’s up sis?.
A: I just couldn’t handle it. I needed the instant gratification that only a pleasure seeker like me could crave. While you were being mr poindexter I whipped up a quick pizza and scoffed it down. Oooohhhh.
AB: Wow, that’s amazing man, you must have done that in record time. We didn’t even see you.
A: Just call me efficient. Ooooh.
B: Just call you stupid you mean.
A: If your not careful I’ll throw up all over you.
B: It would most probably be the best thing you’ve said all morning. Raaaalph, hey raaalph, where are you raaaalph.
O: I’m surrounded by morons.
A: I’m going for a walk before I collapse.
B: Good idea, say hello to Huey for me while you’re out. Haha.
AB: Hey man, you’re too mean to A man, she’s just trying to do the best she can in a tough situation man, just like the rest of us humans in this vast universe man. If you’re not careful you’ll suffer the consequences of instant karma and how funny do you think that would be then man.
AB: Hey, where’d B go man?
O: Does anybody really know.
AB: Whoa heavy man.
O: Well, I’m going to head down to the gym for a quick workout. Want to come?
AB: Ah, I’m not into workouts man.


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The saga continues  

Is a sitcom in the works?  Educational and entertaining  

(I almost missed it...bump)


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I love you, azzap, and your great O humor!  This is so true!  I grew up in a family of Os, now live with an AB, and have friends of all types.  Gawd, you are so right on the personality thing.  We're all such bloody stereotypes!!!  

Keep it going.  None of us want to touch this, especially those sensitive As, Bs and ABs.  Just imagine what we Os would do to them if we thought they weren't following up correctly!  (Are we really that mean?  We don't seem to think so.)


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As silence descends on the Bloody household AB finds himself alone in an empty house.
AB: (speaking to himself) Ah, peace and quiet at last. Now this is what I really enjoy: quiet time alone.
2 and a half minutes later.
AB: Man I’m bored. I’ve really gotta get myself a hobby of some sort that doesn’t involve anyone else because if I have to listen to my own mind fixating on issues I can’t control I’m gonna go crazy. OK, ok, stressing out a little here, maybe a cup of coffee might do the trick. No no (flips through book) that’s an avoid, bummer. Well, what do you know, beer is a neutral. One trip to the fridge coming up. Hang on, green tea is a beneficial, even better.
Fixes a cup of green tea.
AB: Hmmm, interesting, an acquired taste I’d say, but it seems to be doing the trick for the moment. Let’s see now, if I write myself down a few goals for the year maybe I’ll be able to direct my energy into something constructive instead of sitting here with my thumb up my bum and my mind in neutral.
B: (walking back in from who knows where). Hiya AB, whatchadoin?
AB: I’m writing down some goals for the year.
B: Well that sure makes a change from your usual thumb in bum, mind in neutral approach.
AB: (thinks to self) Man, I was closer to the mark than I thought.
AB: Why don’t YOU try doing the same man, you never know, you might surprise yourself. And by the way, what’s that you’re wearing?
B: Oh, it’s a little number I picked up from the op shop. Paisley crocheted hat, in combination with a leather jacket, bright purple shirt, soft lemon short skirt and dusty old cowboy boots with long socks. I think it says “fashion”.
AB: I think it says “retard”.
B: Just because you don’t have a sense for style doesn’t mean I can’t be creative.
O: (walks into room, sweat dripping from his face after running home from the gym) Oh my god, what the hell happened to you?. Did you run into a paint truck or something?. You really take this non-conformist thing too far sometimes.
B: Baloney, if I was in New York right now I’d be a fashion hit.
O: More like a mafia hit I think. Boy, am I hungry. I’m just going to have a shower and then fix some lunch. I can feel a t-bone coming on. Hang on a minute, what’s that smell?. It smells like….
A: (walks into the room covered in excrement)
O, B, and AB: eeeeewwwwww. What happened?
A: Well, I went for a walk, and stopped by my friend Melissa-J’s house. We started talking about BTD and it seems she’s been doing it for quite a while because of a few medical and body dramas and also because she’s gluten intolerant. A ceiling act I think she called it.
B: I think you’ll find that’s “celiac”.
O: And…
A: And so is her little boy. Well, he was outside playing with the next door neighbour, who happened to be feeding him some biscuits and other wheat based munchies and when he came back inside….well the situation became, shall we say…explosive. I never knew a little kid could have so much stored inside him. I need a shower bad.
O: Be my guest. And you can burn those clothes while you’re at it.
B: Well there goes my appetite.
O: Not this little black duck. Nothing’s gonna stop me eating.
AB: Me neither. Any one for some green tea?
O: I always knew you were a sicko.
AB: No seriously man, you should try it. It’s beneficial for all of us.
O: Hmmmm, maybe later. I need meat.
B: Ugg, cave man must eat, must have meat ugg.
O: Hardy har har. Why don’t you make yourself useful and get me a t-bone from the fridge. I believe there are some lean lamb chops in there too. You and A can have those if you like, and AB can have some turkey. As they say, you are what you eat.
AB: Yeh, sounds good…..hey, I just got that man.
O: That’s what I like about that boy, he’s as sharp as a pound of wet leather.


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I should never read these when I have to go pee.  

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Sure, Paul gets an entry with herald angels, I'm introduced with poo.  

!!  Oh well.  

I'll save this to embarrass my son with when he's older.


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As the Bloody family sit back and relax after a thoroughly compliant lunch, there comes a knock on the door. O gets up to answer it.

Hi, my names Melissa_J and this is my son, is A in?.
A: Come on in Melissa.
O,B, and AB stand up from the table and shuffle backwards, hands out in front of them. O whispers over his shoulder (quick guys, hide the biscuits)
Melissa_J: I came over to apologise for sending A home in such a state. Being a celiac can be a real pain in the butt.
O: You’re telling us!. Look, I’d love to chat but I feel like going for a walk. I’ll catch you guys later. Nice to meet you Melissa.
A: So tell me Melissa, what exactly is celiac disease. I’ve never heard of it.
Melissa_J: A person who has celiac disease is someone who has an immune reaction to gliadin, which is a protein found in wheat, rye, oats and barley.
AB: Oh wow, what a bummer man, that’s half the food types and additives in the world man. You must have a hard time finding stuff to eat man.
Melissa_J: Yes, it is a bit difficult, especially if you don’t read the labels on food. But being on the BTD has helped me heaps. It’s made me even more vigilant.
B: So, what type of problems does a celiac face?
Melissa_J: Well, there’s diarrhea….
AB: Yeh, we know about that one man hehe.
Melissa_J: Yes, well, and there’s weight loss, not the good kind, iron deficiency and a general nutrient malabsorption to boot. There is also evidence that the disease predisposes sufferers to the eventual development of lymphoma.
B: Whoa, so what can you do about it?
Melissa_J: All you really can do from a personal point of view is be very careful about what you eat in terms of avoiding the foods that trigger it, and try to tune into your body as much as possible to see how it is affected by what you put in it. There are also a number of herbal and naturopathic remedies you can use to strengthen your immune, intestinal and stomach health as well. It’s an ongoing operation that’s for sure.
B: What say we all sit down and have a nice cup of green tea and Melissa can tell us more about being a celiac. I’m certainly learning something here.
ALL: Good idea B.
Just then O comes racing through the door covered in sweat.
A: I thought you said you were only going for a walk. Sweatiest walk I’ve ever seen.
O: (puffing heavily) Well, it started out like that and I was happily strolling along and after a while I decided to sit on a park bench and just, well you know, smell the roses so to speak.
AB: Somehow I find that hard to believe man.
O: It’s true I tell you. I was minding my own business when this guy walked up and said, “that’s my seat you’re sitting in”.
O: I was sure he was joking and so I said “I don’t see your name on it”, and then he started to get really aggressive. Man, I tell you, my heart started racing, my palms got sweaty, my muscles started tensing up and I realised that this guy was itching for a fight. But he was bigger than me, looked faster than me, more agile, more centred, more focused and more determined to win so I realised that there was only one sensible thing to do.
AB: You realised that peace was a better option man and so you reasoned with him that fighting was a futile waste of energy and human endeavour man?
O: No, I kicked him square in the nuts and ran for my life.
B: Nice one O, always the diplomat.
O: Phew, I’m all pepped up, I can actually feel the adrenalin racing through me.
Melissa_J: Why don’t you try an adaptogen.
O: An adapto-who-now?
Melissa_J: An adaptogen. It’s a term used to categorise plants that improve the non-specific response to stress. Good ones for you are Rhodiola Rosea, plant sterols and sterolins, B vitamins and lipoic acid. They are something you add to your daily intake to enable your body to deal with stress more effectively. Right now though, I’d suggest a few pushups to release the tension hey?
O: Right you are. 1,2,3,4…
As O drops for twenty, Melissa_J gets up and walks towards the bedroom door where her son is playing. As she stands in the doorway, the sun streaming through the window illuminates her in a soft glow. A peaceful feeling descends upon the room. A sound is heard.
A: What’s that noise, is that the heralding trumpets of a thousand heavenly angels?
Melissa_J: Nope, it looks like my son must have found the biscuits.
ALL: eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww.


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The afternoon sun falls slowly from the sky creating a soft palette of blue-purple-yellow colour across the horizon and the world of the Bloody family starts to ease it’s way to a close for another day. As O rolls up the fire-hose from cleaning out the bedroom he spots A and B in intense discussion, with AB looking on.

A: I’m sick of you using my shampoo and conditioner. Why can’t you get your own for once.
AB: Right on sister, don’t be letting B get away with that.
B: I only use it because you’re always stealing my face creams so I consider it payback.
AB: Tell it like it is B.
A: Oh yeh, then why are all my face creams empty.
AB: Yeh B, answer that one.
B: Well if you were better organised (like you always claim you are) you would realise you need more than you actually buy.
AB: She’s got you there A.
A & B: Whose side are you on?
AB: I’m not on anybody’s side man. Actually, I’m on both your sides. I love everybody man.
O: Yeh, I’ve often wondered where your loyalties lie. You’ve always been a bit of an enigma to me.
AB: Is that a good thing, or a bad thing man?
O: Never mind. What’s everybody having for dinner?
AB: Tonight, I’ve made up some lamb stew, chock full of veggies such as asparagus, beet greens, brocolli, sweet potato and yams, with onion as well of course.
O: Wow, sounds great, we could all have that.
A: Sorry, not me, too many avoids in there for my liking. Gee, this BTD thing is really starting to take hold with us isn’t it?. I’m going to have a nice piece of fish, probably some salmon, some fava beans, a little alfalfa, broccoli, carrot and pumpkin, with a squeeze of lemon and a sprig of coriander.

The family all sits down for dinner with discussion ranging from used face creams (again) to the origins of the universe (AB of course). After dinner, they each go their separate way to prepare for bed or whatever takes their fancy. A while later, A comes out of her bedroom, having organised her entire wardrobe for the week, and finds AB on the phone.

A: Who you talking to AB?
AB: It’s a friend I’ve met from the BTD forums. Her name is Isa-Manuela and she lives in Zurich. She runs her own practice and uses herbs and aromatherapy and all that natural alternate stuff that I love. Here, say hello.
A: Hi Isa.
Isa: jjjjjjjiiiiiiaaaaaaaoooooooouuuuuuuuu-hi hi hiii-heeeeeellllllooooooooo-super-super-super-looks to what is inside you-hi hi hi-not avoids-beurx-beurx-beurx-love to you all at home-amicalament yours-Isa.
A: (gives phone back to AB)
AB: So what did she say?
A: I have absolutely no idea. But for some strange reason she has made me feel really good about myself.
AB: She has that effect on people. (goes back to talking to Isa)
O: Hey A, want to come for a short evening walk and look at the stars?
A: Come again?. Do I detect a less aggressive and more “in tune” O than what we are used to?
O: Yes you do, and if you say that again I’ll smash your face in.
A: Just as I thought. Business as usual. You know, if you’re not careful, eating right for your type might just turn more into someone like AB.
O: My fist is moving towards your face.
A: Ha ha, chill out dude. No one could be like AB.
AB: I heard that man.
B: Hey wait you guys, I want to come with you. Seeing O in wonderment of the universe is something nobody should miss.
O: It’s times like this I wish I was out on an open plain somewhere with no-one else around.
B: Ah shutup, you love us!.

As AB sits on the floor in deep conversation with his new friend, O,A, and B stroll along watching the night sky, not saying anything and just enjoying the moment. A perfect day for the Bloody family ends.




The only possessions which do not possess us are those which can be shared by all.

It also pays to wear a christmas hat.



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Oh wait till Isa sees this.  

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ooooouuuuuuhh- is there anybody for translations

azzap    

thanks


truly yours Isa                   ,D
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And what language do you want the translation to?  

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Isa-I hope I got the right one.  I hope it doesn't get lost in the translation.  

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Le soleil d'après-midi tombe lentement du ciel créant une palette molle de couleur bleu-pourpre-jaune à travers l'horizon et le monde de la famille sanglante commence à la soulager est manière à une fin pour un autre jour. Car O enroule le feu-tuyau du nettoyage hors de la chambre à coucher qu'il repère A et B dans la discussion intense, avec le ab regardant dessus.
A : Je suis malade de vous employant mon shampooing et conditionneur. Pourquoi ne pouvez pas vous obtenir vos propres pour une fois.
Ab : Droit sur la soeur, ne laissent pas B partir avec cela.
B : Je l'emploie seulement parce que vous volez toujours mon visage écrème ainsi je le considère remboursement.
Ab : Dites-le l'aiment est B.
A : Le yeh d'Oh, alors pourquoi sont tout mon visage écrème vide.
Ab : Yeh B, répondent à celui-là.
B : Jaillissez si vous mieux vous étaient organisés (comme vous réclamez-toujours vous sont) vous réalise le besoin davantage que vous achetez réellement.
Ab : Elle vous a là A.
A Et B : À qui côté vous êtes en ligne ?
Ab : Je ne suis pas sur quiconque homme de côté. En fait, je suis des deux vos côtés. J'aime tout le monde homme.
O : Yeh, je me suis souvent demandé où vos fidélités se trouvent. Vous avez toujours été un peu une énigme à moi.
Ab : Est-ce que c'est une bonne chose, ou un mauvais homme de chose ?
O : Ça ne fait rien. Queest-ce que tout le monde est pris pour le dîner ?
Ab : Ce soir, j'ai composé quelques ragoût d'agneau, cale complètement des veggies tels que l'asperge, verts de betterave, brocolli, patate douce et ignames de chine, avec l'oignon aussi bien naturellement.
O : Défaut de la reproduction sonore, bruits grands, nous pourrions tout avoir cela. A : Désolé, pas je, un trop grand nombre évite dedans là pour mon aimer. Gee, cette chose de BTD commence vraiment à prendre la prise avec nous n'est pas lui ?. Je vais avoir un morceau gentil de poissons, probablement un certain saumon, quelques haricots de fava, une peu de luzerne, broccoli, carotte et potiron, avec une compression de citron et un brin de coriandre. La famille que tout se repose vers le bas pour le dîner avec la discussion s'étendant du visage utilisé écrème (encore) aux origines de l'univers (ab naturellement). Après dîner, elles chacune vont leur manière séparée de se préparer au lit ou celui qui prend leur fantaisie. Un moment plus tard, A sort de sa chambre à coucher, ayant organisé son garde-robe entière pour la semaine, et trouve le ab au téléphone.
A : Qui vous parlant au ab ?
Ab : C'est un ami que j'ai rencontré des forum de BTD. Son nom est Isa-Manuela et elle habite à Zurich. Elle court sa propre pratique et emploie les herbes et aromatherapy et tout qui la substance alternative normale que j'aime. Ici, parole bonjour.
A : Bonjour Isa.
Isa : jjjjjjjiiiiiiaaaaaaaoooooooouuuuuuuuu-salut salut hiii-heeeeeellllllooooooooo-superbe-superbe-superbe-regarde à ce qui est éviter-beurx-beurx-beurx-amour à vous tout d'intérieur vous-salut salut salut-non à la maison-amicalament vôtre-Isa.
A : (donne le téléphone de nouveau au ab) ab : Ainsi qu'a-t-elle dit ?
A : Je n'ai absolument aucune idée. Mais pour une certaine raison étrange elle a rendu me le sentir vraiment bon au sujet de me.
Ab : Elle a qu'effet sur les personnes (va de nouveau à parler à Isa)
O : Hé A, veulent venir pour une promenade courte de soirée et le regard au tient le premier rôle-il ?
A : Venez encore ?. Est-ce que je détecte moins un agressif et plus "dans l'air" O qu'à ce que nous sommes employés ?
O : Oui vous , et si vous dites qu'encore je casserai votre visage dedans.
A : Juste comme pensée de I. Affaires comme d'habitude. Vous savez, si vous ne faites pas attention, mangeant bien pour votre type pourriez juste transformer plus en quelqu'un comme le ab.
O : Mon poing se déplace vers votre visage.
A : Ha ha, froid hors de type. Personne n'ont pu être comme le ab.
Ab : J'ai entendu cet homme.
B : Hé attente vous des types, je veux venir avec vous. Voir O dans l'émerveillement de l'univers est quelque chose que personne ne devrait manquer.
O : Il est temps comme ceci que je souhaite que j'aie été dehors sur une plaine ouverte quelque part avec personne d'autre autour.
B : Shutup d'ampèreheure, vous nous aimez !. Pendant que le ab se repose sur le plancher dans la conversation profonde avec son nouvel ami, O,A, et B flânent le long d'observer le ciel de nuit, de ne pas dire quelque chose et de ne pas apprécier juste le moment. Un jour parfait pour la famille sanglante finit.


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Melissa_J  -  Wednesday, January 12, 2005, 8:45pm
and again. and no more!!!
Melissa_J  -  Wednesday, January 12, 2005, 8:44pm
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oh geil- geht das bittäschein auch in Deitsch???

nee, nee ou la peauvre fille- elle a du travailler comme une dingue


super- great both   higgi bugies- hi-hi-hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii


jaouuuuuuuuuuu truly yours Isa
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Isa-
"nee, nee ou la peauvre fille- elle a du travailler comme une dingue"
                   - the poor girl has to work like a nutcase??????

the first sentence I can't fiugre out.  Sorry.  

It seems like you liked it though, I hope.  

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