Ok....mom's finally relented to going to the Aunt's, at the last minute.
My Aunt does NOT make turkey so we can expect chicken mixed with stuffing, canned peas, corn and mashed potatoes and those store bought pies, black coffee, black tea.
I only picked out the chicken from the stuffing last year, and ate a ton of peas. Presented my relatives with a conventional Gingerbread House for a holiday present.
I think I want CRISPY MORROCCAN TURKEY LEGS
so I can run fast away from my Mom after I take her home...........
And I'm giving hand-crocheted Christmas ornaments this year, in protest against conventional wheat in Gingerbread Houses
The world deserves better!