Tom Martens

Whenever our family goes out to eat at a place that has a salad bar, the lettuce usually has cabbage mixed in with it. That means I have to “pick” through the lettuce mixture to minimize the amount of cabbage I put on my plate. I will then further pick out any cabbage I see as I eat the salad.

Not too long ago my wife made the comment that we had both witnessed a man doing the same “picking” through the lettuce a few years before I was introduced to ERFYT. I remembered the incident and recalled joking to my wife that the guy must be “weird” or something.

Now who’s the weirdo picking through the salad.

I since have found an alternative lettuce source from the nearby taco bar that has shredded lettuce all by itself. It’s easier to eat and no one is the wiser.