NINE UNDENIABLE TRUTHS ABOUT THE BLOOD TYPE DIET

by John Ashby, M.D. -Philadelphia PA

1. The Blood Type Diet is a simple piece of organic truth that will someday revolutionize medical thought and practice.

2. Criticism of the Blood Type Diet is inversely proportional to knowledge of it.

3. Wisdom of the cells of the gut is greater than that of all the neurons in the frontal cortex.

4. It is the hidden desire of those who cheat, while on the Blood Type Diet, to have belly pain.

5. Food cravings are the path to an abyss of evil and destruction best avoided by urgent sweat busting exercise.

6. Vegetables are like sex. If you can't remember how long it has been since you have had any, you're not having enough.

7. Adhering to the weekly frequencies for consumption of recommended food groups is the hidden method of enhancing performance on the Blood Type Diet.

8. If producing large bowel movements were an Olympic event, most Blood Type Dieters would be gold medalists at every Olympiad.

9. Informing family and friends that one is one on the Blood Type Diet is similar to informing them that one has a serious sickness for which they hope there is a quick and easy cure.