*Many of these quotes have unknown origins (at least to me!). Gold stars to those that can provide sources!*



13. “Vegetables are like sex, if you can't remember the last time you had any, you're not having enough.” - Unknown

12. “If you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always have what you’ve always had.” - Unknown

11. “You will never 'find' time for anything. If you want time, you must make it.” - Charles Buxton

10. “Efficiency is intelligent laziness.” - Unknown

9. “Charm: the quality in others that makes us more satisfied with ourselves.” - Henri-Frederic Amiel

8. “That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and blessing of all natural graces, sleep.” - Aldous Huxley

7. “People who act with courage, clarity, and confidence become instant targets for criticism. If they fail to allow for this, they soon wind up in trouble.” - Jonathan Cainer (astrologer)

6. “Every truth passes through three stages before it is recognized. In the first it is ridiculed, in the second it is opposed, in the third it is regarded as self evident.” - Schopenhauer

5. “Are you starving? No? Then, let's have a little perspective, shall we.” - Bif Naked (musician)

4. "I've always been the opposite of a paranoid. I operate as if everyone is part of a plot to enhance my well being." - Stan Dale

3. “Anger at lies lasts forever, but anger at truth can’t last.” - Unknown

2. “No one can make you feel inferior without your consent” - Eleanor Roosevelt

1. “Changing is easy. Not changing back is hard.” - Unknown