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Music: Strange Little Girls - Tori Amos
Mood: Attempting to be tolerant... "Attempting" being the key word...
Well hello BTD's... Had the day off today... Started out right... Just really late! I stayed up too late last night, and somehow managed to sleep until after 10! Jeez... Drank lotsa water... Green tea w/ginseng, had some Pau d'arco tea as well... If you've never heard of Pau d'arco or "Lapacho" as it's commonly called. Google it! An amazing tree with some amazing properties...
Juiced: Carrots, leeks, Swiss chard, celery, and a couple of garlic cloves. NO! Not entire bulbs! Just a couple of cloves! Whatsamattawitchoo!? I'll normally throw in parsley and cilantro too... I seem to have forgotten to pick them up at the grocery store though... What COULD my mind have been preoccupied with...?
Grande latte enema (no cream or sugar), shower, read the paper, took some supplements... Blah, blah, blah.
Eenywayz... I bought a couple of spelt pizza crusts made by, French Meadow Bakery, the other day. All neutral and beneficial ingredients for A's.
I brushed them with organic, extra virgin olive oil, basil, oregano, parsley, and garlic. Yum. I then sprinkled Organic Valley mozzarella cheese (shredded). Yummer.
Proceeded to top with thick sliced portabella mushrooms, chopped yellow onion, and sprouts! Alfalfa, radish, and clover. Yummest!
Baked at 375, until the cheese was perfectly melted... It was the goods! I drizzled a bit more oil onto it, and sprinkled some nutritional yeast as well (a decent, tasty, and good for you, parmesan substitute) over that. Heaven.
Now... With the way the nation is divided, I'll bet half of you are thinking, "Damn Jim! How DO you do it!? Where does this geyser of delicious creativity come from?" Well... To that I say, Madonna's Immaculate Collection Album, and a good strong coffee enema will bring out the joy in anyone!
A happy liver is a happy soul. And a lil' Madonna goes a ling way. Ha!
Of course the other half of you are thinking, "My God. Oh sweet baby Jesus, please save this disgusting Liberal's soul. Please help him to see the 'light.' Enema's? Unorthodox pizza? Madonna? Happiness!? SICK!"
The pizza was the perfect accompaniment to reading about the absolute atrocity that happened on Nov. 2nd... Hey, it's in the opinions column of every national newspaper... I just happen to agree.
Trying to be tolerant again... I often forget that the next four years will be the universe's way of slapping self righteousness in the face in order to bring about a paradigm shift in human thought. It'll be a rough ride though... Here's to making the best of it. Later gang. Peace and compassion to you all.