Archives for: July 2004, 25
There once was an ‘A’ girl from Boulder
Who thought diet hype was a bother
She calmly did yoga
And ate all her soya
While shunning the red meat before her.
There once was a man with type AB
Who earned many stripes in the Navy
His diet was crazy
But he sure wasn’t lazy
As he cooked up his turkey and gravy.
A woman jogged by with blood type B
Chasing a rabbit with much glee
She caught it quite fast
Cooked it up with wheat grass
And savored the flavor immensely.
While ‘O’ man was running a long race
He wanted to pick up his slow pace
So he wolfed down beef jerky
And quicker than Murphy
He won with a big smile on his face.