Archives for: January 2005, 23
I simply can't find it. My favorite T-shirt... It is a small grey t-shirt which simply says "Wheat Sucks" in black print across the front. I ordered it from silly-yak.com for my Christmas present.
Did I lose it? Misplace it somewhere in the laundry? Or did the Wheatie Illuminati send someone to break into my house and steal it, while leaving nothing else out of place?
I have an announcement to make...if it does not reappear within the next week, I will be buying three more, and you can't stop me from wearing them to the grocery store. It's my freedom of speach, man.
If I find it, I'll know they got the message Don't mess with me, you wheaties, it's enough that you nearly ruinied my health by my early twenties, it's enough that you made me sick, depressed, overweight, and antibiotic-ridden. Your gig is up! You've lost one addict, and stealing a T-shirt won't change my mind!
Not much to write about this week, so I'm using a little imagination. More lamb, beef, okra, sweet potatoes, greens, lemon juice, olive oil...pretty good week. My palpitations seem to be improving with the green tea and Armour thyroid switch, but it's too soon to really tell.